Letra da Música: Why do Girls Think I'm Scary - Da Yoopers

Why do girls think i'm scary?
Why do they treat me like a circus freak?
Is it because of my big melon head
Or because i talk like a geek
Or is it because when i'm on the phone with them
I breathe just like this (loud breathing)
Why do girls think i'm scary? will i ever get a kiss?
Why do girls think i'm scary?
Why do they think that i'm a knob?
Is it because the way i walk
Is faster then most people jog?
Or is it because i like to say words
Like okie dokie, pee-u and poo?
Why do girls think i'm scary?
I'd feel honky dory if i knew

Bridge:
If i had a girl friend
You know my love would never end
I'd buy her gifts, i'd buy her things
I'd buy her pearls and diamond rings
I'd lose some weight, i'd exercise
If i'd fart, i'd apologize
I'd wash my feet, i'd lift the seat
I'd even through away all my looky books

Why do girls think i'm scary?
Why do they think that i'm a dork?
Is it because i only dress in black
And when i laugh i snort?
Why do girls think i'm scary?
I wish somebody knew
Why do girls think i'm scary?
Why do they act like i smell like poo?

Why do girls think i'm hideous?
Why do they think that i'm a ghoul?
Is it because i never get no sun
Or because i always pee in the pool?
Or is it because when i pass wind
It smells just like burnt shoe?
Why do girls think i'm scary?
I don't know, maybe you do