Letra da Música: Hail To The Geek - Deaf Pedestrians

I got a spiderman t-shirt
I got converse that are rotting off my feet
I got a bad mustache
A reoccurring rash
And not a lot of cash
I spend it on my stash
Man it's good to be a geek

Well it's good to be a geek
It's good to be a creep
It's good to draw my pictures
That no one will ever see.
It's good to be a geek
It's good to be unknown
It's good i'm never waiting
Right beside the telephone
Cuz no one ever...

I play dungeons and dragons
I got a 13th level halfling fighter thief
Got seven hit die on my backstab
Sometimes you know it's good to be a geek.
It's good to be a geek
It's good to play the freak
It's good to comb my mullet once every other week
As far as i can see
It's good to play the wii
Then stay up painting miniatures til 2 or 3
Cuz no one ever...

Someday i'll learn to play guitar
Start up a band and be a star
And when you wind up pumping gas
Just fill 'er up and kiss my a$$...

I'm addicted to star trek
I'm a klingon speaking federation freak
I find i'm more inclined
To spend the bulk of my time
On the starship enterprise
Than talking to girls i meet

Well i never get the girl
But i like to be alone
Cuz i can always m@sterb@te when there's no one home
It's good to have a plan
It's good to be the man
It's good to download p0rn0 from a website in japan
Cuz no one ever...

Someday i'll learn to play guitar
Start up a band and be a star
And when you wind up pumping gas
Just fill 'er up and kiss my a$$...

Ninth grade is when i got the swirlie
Tenth grade is when i got the indian burn
Four years of continuous wedgies
Wore nine pairs of briefs so they could all get a turn
Someday i'll buy a fancy condo
Someday i'll drive a car that's more than your house
Someday you'll kiss my a$$

It's good to make some noise
It's good to scream outloud
It's good to feel immortal
Like your last name is mccloud
It's good to be a geek
Its good to be unseen
Its good to watch the wrath of khan on a plasma screen
It's good to be a geek
It's good to be the man
It's good to download p0rn0 from a website in japan
It's good to be a geek
It's good to be unknown
It's good i'm never waiting
Right beside the telephone
Cuz no one ever...

I got a bad mustache
A reoccurring rash
And not a lot of cash
I spend it on my stash
Man it's good to be a geek
You know i don't intend
To look like boba fett
I got my holland set
Although it makes me sweat
Man it's good to be a geek!