Letra da Música: The Father Was A Fondler - Xxx Maniak

There is a light at the end of the tunnel
and it is illuminating a small playground
Every morning Father McKracken gives himself a pep talk
A way to motivate himself to get through another day without boyflesh
The secret to his success,
is preparation.
Being ready when the urge strikes,
he keeps a jelly filled stress ball within reach
When he feels the need to fondle...
something